SKU:22990849578
A Candle for Big Families
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A Candle for Big FamiliesMaybe one day I'd never yelled the word "motherf*ck!" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell. Sorry, kiddos, but that was simply unavoidable. And that's the day my baby sitting career ended. Too bad. I hear the hourly rates are now sky high. Probably pays more than my current career as a serial philanderer, gosh darn it. Just think, I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's
Fragrance: Sour Watermelon Candy
French Lavender Flirt Scented
Thankless Tasks Pencil
No one will ever give you that easy out again
DEPRESSES ME
At least when things seem gender unfair
Frozen Margarita
Professional Stalker
Therefore Tacos
I’m so pumped about this candle for my generation
My Other Pencil is a Motorcycle
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